Three things I know to be true:

1- Gardenias are very hard to grow in Oregon. 
2- Climate change is happening and there are ways individuals can help fight it. 
3- I will always get a little too attached to things and people and be very sad when they leave my life. 

Excuses

I got drunk last night at a bar with some friends to celebrate the end of a 2 week training. So no workout this morning :/
Tomorrow for sure though.

Typical lunch

Sometimes I go to a lunch place and order a beer and I will drink it by myself.
Sometimes I wonder if I am the lonely person developing a drinking problem 30 days into being 21.
Sometimes I speak what little french I know at the cash register and pretend that I am from France and speak very little English and this is just the way I was raised so everybody can fuck themselves and stop being judgmental while I enjoy my Corona light at 1:30 in the afternoon.

bragi-god-of-bullshit:

jo-march:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

I JUST LOVE TED’S FACE

Seriously this joke was SO smooth in the show, I laughed like 5 seconds after it happend. My favorite HIMYM joke ever.